| 2004-02-27
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"You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
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(background)
"All decks prepare for immediate FTL jump."
[Alessandro Juliani (Lt. Felix Gaeta)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
| 2004-02-26
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(background)
"Oh, I do admire your compartmentalization of duplicity."
[Melissa Jaffer (Utu-Noranti Pralatong)
from Farscape] |
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"I can't believe that I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator. –Oh, that's all right. You've done worse."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Gigi Edgely (Chiana)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-02-25
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"This is a business, not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!"
[Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
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(background)
"Look what I got here, Bob. A twinkie-wiener sandwich, your favorite!"
[Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
from UHF] |
| 2004-02-24
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"Where ya headed? –Same place you are, Jeremiah… Hell in the end."
[Robert Redford (Jeremiah Johnson) | Stefan Gierasch (Del Gue)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
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(background)
"Say, nice jacket. Who shot the couch?"
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
| 2004-02-23
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(background)
"(laughter) It's delicious, and I love it."
[Harlene Wood (Burma Roberts aka 'Blondie')
from Marihuana] |
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"There's no honeymooning until after we're married!"
[Harlene Wood (Burma Roberts aka 'Blondie')
from Marihuana] |
| 2004-02-20
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"Taking on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude."
[Andrew Stanton (Crush)
from Finding Nemo] |
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(background)
"Something's wrong with you. Really."
[Albert Brooks (Marlin)
from Finding Nemo] |
| 2004-02-19
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"Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys. But to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid."
[Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"God damn it. Can we please just get back to playing our videogame, please?!"
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
| 2004-02-18
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(background)
"It's time to start running!"
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
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"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2004-02-17
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(background)
"Hello, boys. Are you ready?"
[Bebe Neuwirth (Tamara Le Boinque)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"From the moment she opened her mouth I wanted to sublet her tongue, move into her larynx, and re-do the upper incisors in mauve. Well, not exactly mauve, but mauvish."
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2004-02-16
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"I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk."
[Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-02-13
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"And who loves you, and who do you love?!"
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
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(background)
"Hey, how're my people today?"
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2004-02-12
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"One day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will. –Stop talking like that, Jimmy! You're going to give me nightmares!"
[Debi Derryberry (Jimmy Neutron) | Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)
from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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(background)
"We go to RetroLand tonight!"
[Debi Derryberry (Jimmy Neutron)
from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
| 2004-02-11
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"Michael, why do you need to socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient? –K.I.T.T., you're beginning to sound like my mother, here. I mean, what's wrong with a little companionship? –Eh? –You can understand that. –No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one-of-a-kind, companionship does not compute."
[William Daniels (K.I.T.T.) | David Hasselhoff (Michael Knight)
from Knight Rider] |
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(background)
"Scoff if you will, little missy!"
[Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2004-02-10
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"Oh, well, Henry, can't give away my secrets. What would we be without a little mystery?"
[Nan Martin (Widow Thayer)
from Big Eden] |
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(background)
"Curse you, Aquascum!"
[Austin Pendleton (Gurgle)
from Finding Nemo] |
| 2004-02-09
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(background)
"We'd like to thank everybody for, uh, buying this particular record, and starting this thing off in America, and giving us the chance to come here and see you all in Washington. Thank you!"
[Paul McCartney (Himself)
from Beatles: The First U.S. Visit, The] |
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"Yesterday and today, our theatre's been jammed with newspapermen and hundreds of photographers from all over the nation. And these veterans agree with me that the city never has witnessed the excitement stirred by these youngsters from Liverpool who call themselves 'The Beatles.' Now tonight you're going to be twice entertained by them. Right now, and again in the second half of our show. Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
[Ed Sullivan (Himself)
from Ed Sullivan Show, The (aka Toast Of The Town)] |
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"You know, something very nice happened and The Beatles got a great kick out of it. We just received a wire, they did, from Elvis Presley and Colonel Tom Parker wishing them a tremendous success in our country. I think that was very, very nice."
[Ed Sullivan (Himself)
from Ed Sullivan Show, The (aka Toast Of The Town)] |
| 2004-02-06
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"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"I'm not sure I deserved that."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-02-05
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(background)
"Zathras can never have anything nice."
[Tim Choate (Zathras)
from Babylon 5] |
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"We are Grey. We stand between the candle and the star."
[Mira Furlan (Delenn)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2004-02-04
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"I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp, blood-kin to the grizzer that bit Jim Bridger's ass!"
[Will Geer (Bear Claw Chris Lapp)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
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(background)
"I hunt grizz."
[Will Geer (Bear Claw Chris Lapp)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
| 2004-02-03
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"Uh, look, I knew this might be difficult, so I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything."
[Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"Bad kitty! Bad kitty!"
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2004-02-02
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"Well, sometimes things don't happen quite the way you imagine them."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
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(background)
"Follow my signal. Commander, come home."
[Lani John Tupu (Pilot)
from Farscape] |