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February 2003 Archive

film icon February 28 - "That is the weirdest thing you have ever said." - [Mike Wazowski (Billy Crystal) from Monsters, Inc.]
tv icon February 27 - "His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape." - [Dana Elcar from MacGyver]
tv icon February 26 - "Warriors are always the last to recognize the inevitability of change." - [Ray Milland from Battlestar Galactica]
film icon February 25 - "Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?" - [Ian McKellen from The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring]
tv icon February 24 - "Forgive me, Mr. President, but they hate us with every fiber of their existance. We love freedom, we love independence, to feel, to question, to resist oppression. To them, it's an alien way of existing they will never accept." - [Lorne Greene from Battlestar Galactica]
tv icon February 21~23 - "Everything is back to normal. I-I think… I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again." - [Butters (Matt Stone) from South Park]
film icon February 20 - "You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes that we have to go to war against Utah we are really going to kick ass, you know?" - [Christian Slater from Broken Arrow]
film icon February 19 - "We are now in violation of treaty, Captain." - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
tv icon February 18 - "Because this is what's happening, ladies and gentlemen. Every so often, Rumsfeld comes out and goes, 'I don't know where, I don't know when, but something awful's going to happen. Thank you, that's all for today. No further questions.' Oh, excuse me, can you give me a clue? What is it, the Central Intuitive Agency now? Are you working with Miss Cleo? 'Oh, maybe... I don't know where, I don't know when, but something awful's going to happen! And definitely don't marry that fat man. He only wants you for your money, girl!" - [Robin Williams from Robin Williams: Live On Broadway]
tv icon February 17 - "What do you think an egg dream means? –Hmm, probably an omen. –A good omen? –How many good omens involve things that come out of a chicken's butt? –There only has to be one." - [Dilbert and Dogbert (Daniel Stern and Chris Elliott) from Dilbert]
tv icon February 14~16 - "Being a superhero is hard. I'm tired and my muscles are all sore." - [Professor Utonium (Tom Kane) from The Powerpuff Girls]
tv icon February 13 - "Audrey, you're a high school girl. I'm an agent of the FBI. –So do you want me to leave or what?" - [Kyle MacLachlan and Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks]
film icon February 12 - "Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley." - [J.T. Walsh from Pleasantville]
tv icon February 11 - "(telephone tones) Hello, Fire Department? I just called to let you know that I am The Bomb and I'm about to blow up! Hyah Hah Blam! Whoops, cancel that. It's too late." - [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo]
tv icon February 10 - "On the moon we always carry a spare heart. –Must be nice come Valentine's Day." - [Cloyd and Bullwinkle (Paul Frees and Bill Scott) from The Bullwinkle Show]
film icon February 7~9 - "Um, my name's Elvira, but you can call me… tonight." - [Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark]
film icon February 6 - "You can be replaced, you know." - [Napoleon (Pat Buttram) from The Aristocats]
film icon February 5 - "You know something? A kiss is worth more than a thousand words. –Then why don't you stop talking?" - [Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello from Beach Blanket Bingo]
tv icon February 4 - "Thank ya, lady. I love ya, buh-bye!" - [Mindy Sadlier (Nancy Cartwright) from Animaniacs]
tv icon February 3 - "Roses are red, violets are blue / I can't write poems, but I've been told I've many other good qualities." - [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton]

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