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February 28 – "Something funny's going on here! –It's about time. I'm getting sick of all the social commentary." - [Bernice and Duckman (Nancy Travis and Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
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February 27 – "Not my gumdrop buttons!" - [Gingerbread Man (Conrad Vernon) from Shrek] |
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February 26 – "So you just be grateful that your Dad doesn't yell at you 24-hours-a-day! And don't give me that look, because this isn't yelling! When I yell, you'll know it!" - [Kurtwood Smith from That 70's Show] |
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February 25 – "Can Anger Management training really help gorillas avoid extinction? Maybe, but it's not doing much for the psychiatrists! The Apes of Wrath, today, on Sick Sad World!" - [Sick Sad World announcer from Daria] |
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February 23~24 – In Memoriam: Chuck Jones, animator and director extraordinaire, probably best known for his work with Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoons. While these clips below are voiced by Mel Blanc, I hope they bring back fond memories of Chuck's work.
From his website: "He is one of the five fathers of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and Elmer Fudd and personally created the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, Pepe le Pew, Marvin Martian, Gossamer, Michigan J. Frog, Hubie & Bertie, Junyer Bear of the Three Bears, Witch Hazel, Hugo, Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog."
"You better say your prayers, you flea-bitten varmint!" [Yosemite Sam]
"I've been a good sport about this up till now, but that boy's forcing me to use stronger measures." [Foghorn Leghorn]
Elmer Fudd's laugh
FX: head shaking sound
"Hey! This promises to be fun!" [Bugs Bunny]
"Ooh, I done a bad thing." [Junyer Bear] |
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February 22 – "Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright!" - [Bea Arthur from The Golden Girls] |
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February 21 – "O.k., any questions? –Does this dress make me look fat? –(slap) –Ow!" - [Fa Mulan (Ming-Na) and Yao (Harvey Fierstein) from Mulan] |
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February 20 – "All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom." - [Shrek (Mike Myers) from Shrek] |
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February 19 – In Memoriam: Kevin Smith
"Take your best shot." - [Kevin Smith from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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February 18 – "Oh, please, let it all be a dream. A very bad, very twisted dream." - [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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February 15~17 – "Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87." - [Kim Walker from Heathers] |
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February 14 – "If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca] |
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February 13 – "He's here! My Mystery Date!" - [unknown girl from a Mystery Date™ commercial] |
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February 12 – "And I know just where to find him… To the bedroom!" - [Tutter Mouse (Peter Linz) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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February 11 – "But Valentine's Day always makes me think of my best girlfriend, Louise. What a kid. She had the biggest buck-teeth I ever saw. First time I took her in my arms she kissed me and plucked my eyebrows at the same time." - [Bob Hope] |
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February 8~10 – "Oh, poor creatures. They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love. Oh l'amour, l'amour." - [Mary Boland from The Women] |
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February 7 – "All your base are belong to us." - [bad Engrish from the video game Zero Wing featured on Extended Play] |
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February 6 – "What does 'UHF' stand for? –What does Weird Al Yankovic have to do with anything?" - [Megan Morrone and Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
and "I'm a geek not a nerd." - [Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
and because it's another odd Weird Al reference, "Mmm, yes! –You know, this is my homage to Weird Al Yankovic's Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches." [Leo Laporte and Chris Pirillo from The Screen Savers] |
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February 5 – "One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the Cycle Of Life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy." - [Michael Horse from Twin Peaks] |
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February 4 – "Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there. –I can once they put in my high-speed internet connection." - [Helen and Daria Morgendorffer (Wendy Hoopes and Tracy Grandstaff) from Daria] |
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February 1~3 – "Well, it's Groundhog Day, again, and that must mean we're up here at Gobbler's Knob waiting for the forecast from the world's most-famous groundhog weatherman, Punxsutawney Phil, who's just about to tell us how much more winter we can expect." - [Bill Murray from Groundhog Day] |
