| 2001-02-28
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(background)
"Now don't that sound just like a husband?"
[Mary Cecil (Maggie (Mary's town house cook))
from Women, The] |
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"You were right, I was wrong, but this is not the time for the 'I told you so' speech."
[Will Smith (Robert Clayton Dean)
from Enemy of the State] |
| 2001-02-27
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"Captain, I don't know how much more emergency power we can take before we start to break up."
[James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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(background)
"Jim, Spock, what in the name of sanity is going on?"
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
| 2001-02-26
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"Everybody has to pay taxes. Even businessmen that rob and steal and cheat from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes."
[Jonathan Winters (Lennie Pike)
from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World] |
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(background)
"Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do." (from some correspondence course)
[Sally Struthers (Herself)
from Commercials] |
| 2001-02-23
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(background)
"No, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you. He rubbed you. And rubbin', son, is racin'."
[Robert Duvall (Harry Hogge)
from Days Of Thunder] |
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In Memoriam: Dale Earnhardt
"Gordon came up onto me and the car pushed off the corner and I got into the wall, got back at him, checked up a little bit, and somebody hit me from behind. Next thing I know we're on the roof again."
[Dale Earnhardt (Himself)
from Earnhardt, Dale] |
| 2001-02-22
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"I have passed some line someplace. I am beginning to repel people I'm trying to seduce."
[Holly Hunter (Jane Craig)
from Broadcast News] |
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"Get used to disappointment"
[Cary Elwes (Westley)
from Princess Bride, The] |
| 2001-02-21
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"I haven't looked this pretty since I was a baby."
[Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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(background)
"(conk) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk. (bonk) Ooh!"
[Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
| 2001-02-20
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(background)
"Wow. Tongue. –Oh, yeah."
[Laura Prepon (Donna Pinciotti) | Topher Grace (Eric Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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"Hey. Dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. Sssss."
[Eddie Murphy (Mushu)
from Mulan] |
| 2001-02-19
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"I, Gerald R. Ford, have granted a full free and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon." (1974)
[Gerald R. Ford
from Presidents] |
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(background)
"You don't have Nixon to kick around anymore."
[Richard Milhouse Nixon
from Presidents] |
| 2001-02-16
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(background)
"Oh, well there goes the Fourth Amendment… what's left of it."
[Regina King (Carla Dean)
from Enemy of the State] |
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"Bullshit, Max. This is conspiracy paranoia. –The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, Lenny. I mean, look at this shit. The issue's whether you're paranoid enough."
[Ralph Fiennes (Lenny Nero) | Tom Sizemore (Max Peltier)
from Strange Days] |
| 2001-02-15
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"Listen, sister, when are you going to get wise to yourself?"
[Paulette Goddard (Miriam Aarons)
from Women, The] |
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(background)
"Move along there, ya… ya… big butthead!"
[Christine Cavanaugh (Babe the Gallant Pig)
from Babe] |
| 2001-02-14
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(background)
"Here's looking at you, kid."
[Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
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"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."
[Peter Falk (The Grandfather)
from Princess Bride, The] |
| 2001-02-13
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(background)
"And I've done some shaving. Somewhere on my body you will discover a tufted heart."
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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"Hear this now: I will always come for you. –But how can you be sure? –This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?"
[Cary Elwes (Westley) | Robin Wright (Buttercup / The Princess Bride)
from Princess Bride, The] |
| 2001-02-12
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(background)
"Is this a kissing book?"
[Fred Savage (The Grandson)
from Princess Bride, The] |
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"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile."
[Cary Elwes (Westley)
from Princess Bride, The] |
| 2001-02-09
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t"The Phone Company sent me a nice Valentine. It says, 'Why not phone her on the day / Speed Cupid's dart without delay / P.S.: Send a cheque for this delight or we cut your service off tonight."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
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(background)
"And as a special favor, I'm enclosing our three-color brochure on phone etiquette. You might find it useful."
[Lily Tomlin (Ernestine, the telephone operator)
from Laugh-In] |
| 2001-02-08
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"You said you were looking for work. Would you be interested in a job on the Martinez Ranch? –Well, that depends on who runs it."
[Dale Evans (Ysobel Martinez) | Roy Rogers (Roy Rogers)
from Cowboy And The Senorita, The] |
| 2001-02-07
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(background)
"We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money. –Capitol Hill?"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & the Brain] |
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"What do you want for wages? –All I can get."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen) | Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2001-02-06
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(background)
"Nyah… what's up, doc?"
[Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"Wile E. Coyote, super genius."
[Mel Blanc (Wile E. Coyote)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 2001-02-05
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"She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
[W.C. Fields (Uncle Bill)
from Never Give A Sucker An Even Break] |
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(background)
"Now I know you can drink whiskey and I saw you kill a rat, but all the rest has been talk. I'm not paying for talk. I can get all the talk I need at the Monarch Boarding House."
[Kim Darby (Mattie Ross)
from True Grit] |
| 2001-02-02
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"Loved! You never loved anybody but yourself."
[Bette Davis (Margaret DeLorca / Edith Phillips)
from Dead Ringer] |
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(background)
"I just love the way you talk."
[Shari Lewis (Lollie)
from Shari Lewis Show, The] |
| 2001-02-01
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"Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"
[Henry Fonda (Norman Thayer Jr.)
from On Golden Pond] |
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(background)
"Give us a kiss, kid!"
[Tress MacNeille (Dot Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
