| 1999-01-28
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"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted. –See, when you say it, though, it just sounds weird."
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) | Topher Grace (Eric Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 1999-01-27
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"Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others."
[Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-01-26
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"(phone beeps) You have 937 messages… all of which are marked 'urgent.'"
[uncredited (Voicemail System)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-01-25
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"Oh, son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- uh, gun. Heh, heh, heh. You thought I was going to, uh, say son-of-a-bitch, didn't you? Heh, heh."
[Mel Blanc (Porky Pig)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 1999-01-23
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"And to hell with you!"
[Bette Davis (Margaret DeLorca / Edith Phillips)
from Dead Ringer] |
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"Control, control. You must learn control."
[Frank Oz (Yoda)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
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"Oh, don't panic! Don't panic!"
[Don Knotts (Luther Heggs)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
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"I am a machine vastly superior to humans."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."
[Malcolm McDowell (Mick Travis)
from if....] |
| 1999-01-22
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"Pay attention to me, boy! I'm not just talking to hear my head roar!"
[Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 1999-01-21
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"How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?"
[Lily Tomlin (Ernestine, the telephone operator)
from Laugh-In] |
| 1999-01-20
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"Aversion therapy: by associating pain with a specific pleasure you'll be conditioned not to do it again. –I doubt it. He's so damn cute!"
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) | unknown
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 1999-01-19
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"I'm your huckleberry."
[Val Kilmer (Doc Holliday)
from Tombstone] |
| 1999-01-18
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"God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, 43 species of parrots… nipples for men."
[David Warner (Evil Genius)
from Time Bandits] |
| 1999-01-16
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"They say he has grit. I wanted a man with grit."
[Kim Darby (Mattie Ross)
from True Grit] |
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"I look absolutely precious!"
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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"Ya ain't got any loose food layin' around that ya ain't usin', has ya, Mrs. Lady?"
[Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (Stymie)
from Our Gang/The Pooch] |
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"I can't take it anymore!"
[Gilbert Gottfried (Iago the Parrot)
from Aladdin] |
| 1999-01-15
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"I cannot accept that course of action."
[Dick Tufeld (Robot)
from Lost In Space] |
| 1999-01-14
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"Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I'm the boss… need the info."
[Mike Myers (Dr. Evil)
from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery] |
| 1999-01-13
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"Eww, what does that taste like?"
[Rik Mayall (Drop Dead Fred)
from Drop Dead Fred] |
| 1999-01-12
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"How long have you boneheads been here?"
[Liam O'Brien (Rodney Snodgrass)
from Spirit Of '76, The] |
| 1999-01-11
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"Brace yourself while Corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things."
[Townsend Coleman (The Tick)
from The Tick] |
| 1999-01-09
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"Well, Don, if I had a gun like that I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk till I ran out of bullets."
[Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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"Hey, Abbott!"
[Lou Costello (Himself)
from Abbott & Costello Show, The] |
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"Hey, I will not be ignored!"
[Warwick Davis
from Willow] |
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"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
[Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)
from Smokey and the Bandit] |
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"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
[Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West)
from Wizard of Oz, The] |
| 1999-01-08
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"Well, I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumbass."
[Topher Grace (Eric Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 1999-01-07
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"Auto-shutdown sequence in progress."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 1999-01-06
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"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
[Robert Picardo (The Doctor)
from Star Trek: Voyager] |
| 1999-01-05
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"Spock, the computer, destroy it!"
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
| 1999-01-04
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"It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles."
[Rene Auberjonois (Odo)
from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine] |
| 1999-01-02
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the 3 stooges hello
[Larry Fine | Moe Howard | Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
[Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik)
from Caddyshack] |
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"Exterminate all humans!"
[Michael Wisher (Dalek)
from Doctor Who (I)] |
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"I bet my sweet bippy and lost it!"
[Liberace (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
| 1999-01-01
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"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? –Sure do. In fact, that's the theme of our next show. –So don't miss it."
[Jess Harnell (Wakko Warner) | Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner) | Tress MacNeille (Dot Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
