| 2008-01-31
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"I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup!"
[Bill Nighy (Davy Jones)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-30
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"Aaah! Aaah! Who are you? Who is he? –Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women."
[Doris Day (Jennifer Nelson) | Rod Taylor (Bruce Templeton)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
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(background)
"Mata Hari stops at nothing! Nothing comes between Mata Hari and what she wants."
[Doris Day (Jennifer Nelson)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
| 2008-01-29
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"I should point out to you, sir, that I am taking a mental picture of you just in case there's… any trouble."
[Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler)
from The Man] |
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(background)
"Well, thank you. Because that clears up… absolutely nothing."
[Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler)
from The Man] |
| 2008-01-28
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"You are interfering with a Federal Investigation! Move your asses!"
[Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann)
from The Man] |
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(background)
"So step off. Stop wasting my time."
[Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann)
from The Man] |
| 2008-01-25
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"It appears that there is a connection between the Dark Lord's mind and your own. Whether he is as yet aware of this connection is, for the moment, unclear. Pray he remains ignorant."
[Alan Rickman (Severus Snape)
from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix] |
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(background)
"Don't call me Nymphadora!"
[Natalia Tena (Nymphadora Tonks)
from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix] |
| 2008-01-24
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"Kreacher lives to serve the noble house of Black."
[Timothy Bateson (Kreacher)
from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix] |
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(background)
"Voldemort is on the move."
[Gary Oldman (Sirius Black)
from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix] |
| 2008-01-23
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"Volunteers are desparately needed! Those who refuse to volunteer must voluntarily purchase a ticket for $10.00 or voluntarily face Suspension."
[Nora Laudani (Angela Li)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"He gave her his kidney. She gave him her heart. Transplants in Romance when Sick Sad World continues."
[John Lynn (Sick Sad World Announcer)
from Daria] |
| 2008-01-22
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"You need a doctor! Dr. Jäger, Dr. Cuervo, Dr. Captain Morgan. He has two titles."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"Listen, Sam, in my experience lying is always a great idea, OK?"
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
| 2008-01-21
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"Forget it, man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville."
[Patrick Miller (Narrator)
from Narcotics: Pit of Despair] |
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(background)
"'It's Saturday night and everyone else is out having fun'. It's the best excuse in the world to join the party."
[Patrick Miller (Narrator)
from Narcotics: Pit of Despair] |
| 2008-01-18
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"Just a warning. If we have to start getting consent every time we do a procedure, soon they'll be asking for informed consent."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"I owe it to the world to make sure this evil never sees the light of day."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-01-17
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"There's something about staying at someone else's house that brings out manners kids never knew they had."
[Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"Maybe they're just trying to be fashionably late."
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-01-16
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"You know what the penalty for murder is in this country?"
[Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)
from Room Service] |
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(background)
"Jumping butterballs!"
[Donald MacBride (Gregory Wagner)
from Room Service] |
| 2008-01-15
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"If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. And just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't meant that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
[Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)
from Zoolander] |
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(background)
"Obey my dog!"
[Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)
from Zoolander] |
| 2008-01-14
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"Oh, I've seen almost half of America. Everywhere I look I'm proud to see what I can see of Americans. Well, I can see, just take a look! –I'm Phil Ken Sebben. You may not know me, but I have 12 billion dollars here that says you'll vote for me regardless. –Phil Ken Sebben. Strength. Leadership. Vision. –Oh, almost forgot! I've taken every drug known to man, and not just orally. Just getting that out there. –Paid for by the people that gave Phil Ken Sebben 12 billion dollars."
[uncredited (Singer in commercial) | Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | uncredited (announcer)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"He's a bear, damn it! Buster Brown and his hairy hollyknockers! Have you ever tried to bring one down? –(buzz) I can bring a bear down!"
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | Thomas Allen (Peanut)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2008-01-11
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"There's an Evil on these Seas that even the most staunch and blood-thirsty pirates have come to fear."
[Naomie Harris (Tia Dalma)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"I quite like the sound of that. Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-10
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"The world used to be a bigger place. –The world's still the same. There's just less in it."
[Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa) | Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"That's a sad commentary in-and-of itself."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-09
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"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"Slap me thrice and hand me to me mama, it's Jack!"
[Kevin McNally (Joshamee Gibbs)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-08
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"You know the problem with being the last of anything… by-and-by, there be none left at all."
[Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"My peanut."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-07
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"Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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(background)
"And that was withtout even a single drop of rum."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2008-01-04
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"Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy.'"
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"If I had a plan, the first part would be not telling you what the plan was."
[Peter Jacobson (Dr. Chris Taub)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-01-03
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"I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-01-02
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"All right, listen up. Before we go any further I'm going to lay down a few rules, all right? Commandment number one: shut the hell up. Commandment number two: there's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment number three: there are no more Jolly Ranchers. They're all gone. Commandment number four: when we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud all right? Now come on, let's get going!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"What the deuce is all the commotion?"
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2008-01-01
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"Dr. Raunch tells me, when I spoke to her on the phone, she suggested that you might be overly concerned with the problem of sex. Do you think you are, Merritt? –Dean Candwell, I, I'd say there were probably a half a million co-eds in this country. I imagine 98% of them are overly concerned with that problem. So in that respect I guess I'm fairly normal."
[uncredited (Dean Candwell) | Dolores Hart (Merritt Andrews)
from Where the Boys Are] |
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(background)
"If I see one more inch of snow, just one more flake, I'm going to absolutely barf!"
[Dolores Hart (Merritt Andrews)
from Where the Boys Are] |
