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January 31 – "What did I tell you the first time I met you? –High-protein diets were over-rated." – [Sara Foster and Meagan Good from D.E.B.S.] |
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January 30 – "Who's your best friend? –You are my best friend. –And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy? –'That's my bunk, bitch.'" – [Meagan Good and Sara Foster from D.E.B.S.] |
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January 27 – "I don't give a damn what you want. You're fracking lucky you're not staring at your own warrant." – [Michelle Forbes from Battlestar Galactica (2004 series)] |
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January 26 – "C'mon, work with me! Work with me! More pout, less pose. That's OK, inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up." – [Fender (Robin Williams) from Robots] |
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January 25 – "I want you out of my house! I want you out of my life! Just get out! –You can't discard me like one of your false eyelashes!" – [Angela Arden (Charles Busch) and Jason Priestly from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
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January 24 – "This moral decay weakens our resistance to the onslaught of the Communist masters of deceipt." – [George Putnum from Perversion For Profit] |
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January 23 – "We know that once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex." – [George Putnum from Perversion For Profit (a film produced by Charles Keating... yes, that one.)] |
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January 20 – "Whether at war or in peace, I shall always loathe you." – [Marvin The Martian (Joe Alaskey) from Duck Dodgers] |
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January 19 – "I'm proud of ya… All of ya. Every man wants his children to be better'n he was. You are." – [John Wayne from The Cowboys] |
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January 18 – "Go to Hell! –Go? Why, I plan on bringing it here." – [Clea DuVall and Clancy Brown from Carnivàle] |
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January 17 – "I think you're very lucky to have such good friends. Appreciate them, Knight. It's what makes life worth living." – [Natsuko Ohama from Forever Knight] |
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January 13 – "I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do." – [HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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January 12 – "(speaking to the jury) That thing. That thing! Ladies and gentlemen, what you... are here to answer, the question that frankly is never far (poot) from my own mind is… Did… you… get… that… thing… (clomp) Did you get that thing… that-uh…I sent ya? (poot)" – [Peter Potamus (Chris Edgerly) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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January 11 – "Are you always this pissy when you're conducting an investigation? –Susan, I believe 'pissy' is a vulgar word. –Really? Gee, I hear it used all the time." – [Michele Scarabelli and Eric Pierpoint from Alien Nation] |
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January 10 – "Do you realize that in psychological terms 'control freak' translates to 'anal retentive?' If she had any knowledge of science whatsoever, she would know that anal retention in Newcomers is a physiological impossibility." – [Eric Pierpoint from Alien Nation] |
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January 9 – "…And though my family would leave Walden's Mountain, our bonds remained strong. (chirp) Good night, Mary Ellen. –(chirp) Good night, Jason. –(chirp) Good night, Jim Bob. –(chirp) Good night, Erin. –(chirp) Good night, Elizabeth. –(chirp) Good night, John Boy." – [all unknown from a Walton's parody in a Cingular Wireless commercial] |
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January 6 – "62 pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they?" – [Eddie Mayehoff from Artists And Models] |
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January 5 – "Remember... no matter where you go, there you are." – [Peter Weller from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension] |
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January 4 – "I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, there's a pile-up on Route 66." – [Nathan Bexton from Psycho Beach Party] |
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January 3 – "I know this has been a hard day. There's been plenty of them lately. I can guarantee you there'll be more to come. Remember your self-esteem, your self-respect, and your self-worth. Hold strong to them, because people are watching. You're the Guardians of the Fleet. They need to know that they can count on you, even at a time like this." – [Edward James Olmos from Battlestar Galactica (2004 series)] |
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January 2 – "(quoting Galileo Galilei) 'I do not feel obliged to believe that the same god who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.'" – [Leonard Nimoy from Civilization IV] |
