| 2006-01-31
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"What did I tell you the first time I met you? –High-protein diets were over-rated."
[Sara Foster (Amy Bradshaw) | Meagan Good (Max Brewer)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
"They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut."
[Jill Ritchie (Janet)
from D.E.B.S.] |
| 2006-01-30
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"Who's your best friend? –You are my best friend. –And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy? –'That's my bunk, bitch.'"
[Meagan Good (Max Brewer) | Sara Foster (Amy Bradshaw)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
"Don't be an idiot for once. –You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language."
[Devon Aoki (Dominique) | Jill Ritchie (Janet)
from D.E.B.S.] |
| 2006-01-27
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(background)
"Scan for alien forms."
[Lorne Greene (Commander Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
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"I don't give a damn what you want. You're frakking lucky you're not staring at your own warrant."
[Michelle Forbes (Admiral Helena Cain)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2006-01-26
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"C'mon, work with me! Work with me! More pout, less pose. That's OK, inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up."
[Robin Williams (Fender)
from Robots] |
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(background)
"So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans."
[Lowell Ganz (Mr. Gasket)
from Robots] |
| 2006-01-25
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(background)
"Oh, golly, my first luau! I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?"
[Lauren Ambrose (Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
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"I want you out of my house! I want you out of my life! Just get out! –You can't discard me like one of your false eyelashes!"
[Charles Busch (Angela Arden) | Jason Priestley (Tony Parker)
from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
| 2006-01-24
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"This moral decay weakens our resistance to the onslaught of the Communist masters of deceit."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
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(background)
"The United States Supreme Court has described it as 'dirt for dirt's sake.'"
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
| 2006-01-23
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"We know that once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
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(background)
"Perversion for profit."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
| 2006-01-20
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(background)
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day."
[Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt)
from Darkwing Duck] |
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"Whether at war or in peace, I shall always loathe you."
[Joe Alaskey (Marvin The Martian)
from Duck Dodgers] |
| 2006-01-19
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"I'm proud of ya… All of ya. Every man wants his children to be better'n he was. You are."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen)
from The Cowboys] |
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(background)
"I no longer doubt your intentions, John."
[Kent McCord (Jack Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2006-01-18
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"Go to Hell! –Go? Why, I plan on bringing it here."
[Clea DuVall (Sofie) | Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
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(background)
"I hear you loud and clear… Big Brother's watching."
[Gary Graham (Detective Matthew Sikes)
from Alien Nation] |
| 2006-01-17
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"I think you're very lucky to have such good friends. Appreciate them, Knight. It's what makes life worth living."
[Natsuko Ohama (Capt. Amanda Cohen)
from Forever Knight] |
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(background)
"Don't mock me. –Somebody has to."
[Geraint Wyn Davies (Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight) | Deborah Duchene (Janette)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2006-01-13
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"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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(background)
"I'm sure you'll agree there's some truth in what I say."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
| 2006-01-12
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"(speaking to the jury) That thing. That thing! Ladies and gentlemen, what you... are here to answer, the question that frankly is never far (poot) from my own mind is… Did… you… get… that… thing… (clomp) Did you get that thing… that-uh…I sent ya? (poot)"
[Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"To the Executive Pissoir!"
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2006-01-11
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"Are you always this pissy when you're conducting an investigation? –Susan, I believe 'pissy' is a vulgar word. –Really? Gee, I hear it used all the time."
[Michele Scarabelli (Susan Francisco) | Eric Pierpoint (Detective George Francisco)
from Alien Nation] |
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(background)
"Big Brother can make anybody they want look dead or alive."
[Gary Graham (Detective Matthew Sikes)
from Alien Nation] |
| 2006-01-10
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(background)
"Uncle Sam's up to some dirty games, and they want it all swept under the rug."
[Gary Graham (Detective Matthew Sikes)
from Alien Nation] |
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"Do you realize that in psychological terms 'control freak' translates to 'anal retentive?' If she had any knowledge of science whatsoever, she would know that anal retention in Newcomers is a physiological impossibility."
[Eric Pierpoint (Detective George Francisco)
from Alien Nation] |
| 2006-01-09
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"…And though my family would leave Walden's Mountain, our bonds remained strong. (chirp) Good night, Mary Ellen. –(chirp) Good night, Jason. –(chirp) Good night, Jim Bob. –(chirp) Good night, Erin. –(chirp) Good night, Elizabeth. –(chirp) Good night, John Boy." (from Cingular)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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(background)
"Do you always get what you want? –Most of the time… sir."
[Michelle Forbes (Admiral Helena Cain) | Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2006-01-06
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"62 pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they?"
[Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock)
from Artists And Models] |
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(background)
"Do you find this type of fun relaxing?"
[Don Rickles (Big Drop)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
| 2006-01-05
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"Remember... no matter where you go, there you are."
[Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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(background)
"Do you take drugs, Danny? –Every day. –Good."
[Chevy Chase (Ty Webb) | Michael O'Keefe (Danny Noonan)
from Caddyshack] |
| 2006-01-04
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(background)
"Why are you so weird?"
[Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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"I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, there's a pile-up on Route 66."
[Nathan Bexton (T.J.)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
| 2006-01-03
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"Must've missed another war down there. –Didn't miss nothing."
[Will Geer (Bear Claw Chris Lapp) | Robert Redford (Jeremiah Johnson)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
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"I know this has been a hard day. There's been plenty of them lately. I can guarantee you there'll be more to come. Remember your self-esteem, your self-respect, and your self-worth. Hold strong to them, because people are watching. You're the Guardians of the Fleet. They need to know that they can count on you, even at a time like this."
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2006-01-02
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"(quoting Galileo Galilei) 'I do not feel obliged to believe that the same god who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.'"
[Leonard Nimoy (Narrator)
from Civilization IV] |
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(background)
"Beep, beep, beep, beep."
[Leonard Nimoy (Narrator)
from Civilization IV] |
