January 2005 Archives

2005-01-31 Television "This is the IRS! Throw out your wallets and surrender!" [John Spencer (Agent Dennehy) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "I remember everything as clearly as if it were going to be reenacted right before our eyes." [Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2005-01-28 Television "Listen (fart), I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, OK? It's not a joke. In fact, it's protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act (fart). So don't even think about trying to get rid of me for this. (fart) –I appreciate you coming in. –Leave the door open? –Please. –(fart)" [Chris Gauthier (Michael Lewis) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass) from Dead Like Me]
Television (background) "Michael, you are farting. –I'm aware of that. –You do realize this isn't a job at a morning radio show. –(fart)" [Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass) | Chris Gauthier (Michael Lewis) from Dead Like Me]
2005-01-27 Television "Dreaming's for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake. And fucking." [Gale Harold (Brian Kinney) from Queer As Folk (USA)]
Television (background) "Here's a toast to the happy couple: May you come to your senses before it's too late." [Gale Harold (Brian Kinney) from Queer As Folk (USA)]
2005-01-26 Movie "What the heck are you guys doing, trying to ruin my life and make me look like a frigging idiot?" [Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) from Napoleon Dynamite]
Movie (background) "Let go of me! I think you're bruising my neck meat!" [Aaron Ruell (Kip Dynamite) from Napoleon Dynamite]
2005-01-25 Movie "All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate. –Equilateral or isosceles?" [William H. Macy (The Shoveller) | Paul Reubens (The Spleen) from Mystery Men]
Movie (background) "Hey, dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men." [Kel Mitchell (The Invisible Boy) from Mystery Men]
2005-01-24 Television
"If I say in the front of the show, 'The NBC Orchestra,' people tune-in expecting to see the NBC Orchestra. Now you're going to introduce a band? They'll think some people went home. –There are going to be some people going home very short--Sit down! Get that Mickey Mouse outfit together and have them sit down. Horns up. What're you going to do tonight, Doctor? –Well, we're going to stand around and wait till you guys decide if we're a band or an orchestra. –What would you prefer to be called? –Sweetheart." [Ed McMahon (Himself) | Johnny Carson (Himself) | Doc Severinsen (Himself) from Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The]
Television
"But look on the bright side. You won't have to read or see one more story about my leaving the show." [Johnny Carson (Himself) from Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The]
Radio "Boy, am I gonna miss you, Johnny. I love you." [Phyllis Diller (Herself) from Talk Of The Nation]
Television "The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC." [Audio Logo (announcer) from Miscellaneous]
Television "There is no truth to the rumor that Ed McMahon went on the wagon… and broke it." [Johnny Carson (Himself) from Laugh-In]
2005-01-21 Movie "Ha ha! Oh, OK, let's all be good little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV." [Ben Stiller (Mr. Furious) from Mystery Men]
Movie (background) "Disco is not dead! Disco is life!" [Eddie Izzard (Tony P.) from Mystery Men]
2005-01-20 Movie "Come on, Robin, to the BatCave! We haven't one moment to lose!" [Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
Movie (background) "Great quivering icebergs! Just as I hoped!" [Burgess Meredith (The Penguin) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
2005-01-19 Movie "We named the dog 'Indiana.'" [Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones) from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]
Movie (background) "You have chosen wisely." [Robert Eddison (Grail Knight) from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]
2005-01-18 Movie "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." [Aaron Ruell (Kip Dynamite) from Napoleon Dynamite]
Movie (background) "Are you going to eat your tots?" [Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) from Napoleon Dynamite]
2005-01-17 Movie "How was school? –Worst day of my life; what do you think?" [Sandy Martin (Grandma) | Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) from Napoleon Dynamite]
Movie (background) "Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!" [Diedrich Bader (Rex) from Napoleon Dynamite]
2005-01-16 Television "I found it a provocative piece of stagecraft, marred only by the author's over-weening pretense towards psychological insight. But the violence was keen." [Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "Stop now! Or I shall use more big words at you." [Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2005-01-13 Movie "Since the Earthmen, especially the Americans, seem to place their faith in luck rather than scientific certainties, I wish you all luck." [Tommy Kirk (Dop) from Mars Needs Women]
Movie (background) "Attention, Monitor One, do you read us?" [Tommy Kirk (Dop) from Mars Needs Women]
2005-01-12 Movie "Look at his body: thin, wasted away by the dissipation and debauchery of a life of unspeakable orgies and depravity!" [Herb Voland (Atty. Gen. Frederick Snow) from Love God?, The]
Television (background) "Really, daddy, they can hear you shouting on Mars!" [Janet Waldo (Judy Jetson) from Jetsons, The]
2005-01-11 Television (background) "You have a destiny, and now is your time to fulfill it." [Amy Madigan (Iris Crowe) from Carnivŕle]
Television "Honey, everyone has bad dreams. It's the times we live in, it's hard to be happy. It's hard to feel safe." [Adrienne Barbeau (Ruthie) from Carnivŕle]
2005-01-10 Television (background) "The law offices of Bluster and Dollop. We sue robots." [uncredited (announcer) from Sealab 2021]
Movie "There's some very strange people practicing medicine these days." [Derek Godfrey (Crow) from Abominable Dr. Phibes, The]
2005-01-07 Television (background) "Hey, Gimp, I think I just accidentally deleted your hard drive." [Pete Williams (Rocko Gambiani) from Undergrads]
Television "Stop quoting Star Wars." [Robert Tinkler (Mump) from Undergrads]
2005-01-06 Movie "And you'd better get some laughs this time or you'll be collecting unemployment insurance." [Bela Lugosi (Dr. Zabor) from Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla]
Movie (background) "Don't mind my friend, he has a one-syllable brain." [Duke Mitchell (Himself) from Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla]
2005-01-05 Television (background) "And now... –Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! –But that trick never works. –This time for sure!" [June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel) | Bill Scott (Bullwinkle J. Moose) from Bullwinkle Show, The]
Television "Look, Bullwinkle, a message in a bottle! –Fan mail from some flounder?" [June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel) | Bill Scott (Bullwinkle J. Moose) from Bullwinkle Show, The]
2005-01-04 Television "I want you to know that your father loves you both very much. –But he throws like a girl. –So did Martina Navratilova, but that doesn't mean she wasn't macho in many other important ways." [Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Dee Bradley Baker (Jonny Quest) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
Television (background) "Do you know what this means to the firm? The billable hours? I can finally build that lake house and I'll run around naked all day. Ha ha! Dangly parts." [Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
2005-01-03 Movie (background) "What are you looking at, butthead?" [Thomas F. Wilson (Biff Tannen) from Back To The Future, Part I]
Movie "This is all wrong. I-I don't know what it is, but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing… my brother." [Lea Thompson (Lorraine Baines McFly) from Back To The Future, Part I]