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January 2002 Archive

film icon January 31"An invariable rule of humanity is that man is his own worst enemy. Under me, this rule will change for I will restrain man." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
tv icon January 30"Did, uh, did the cowboy outfit excite you?" - [Leo Laporte from The Screen Savers]
tv icon January 29"It's not the first time, it won't be the last, but I'm in that doghouse again." - [Everett McGill from Twin Peaks]
tv icon January 28"Every technomage know the fourteen words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one. –What word? –'Hello.'" - [Peter Woodward and Gary Cole from Crusade]
tv icon January 25~27"Exit double-quick time, stage right!" - [Snagglepuss (Daws Butler) from Snagglepuss]
film icon January 24"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - [Laurence Fishburne from The Matrix]
tv icon January 23"How come whenever my ship comes in it's leaking?" - [Bea Arthur from The Golden Girls]
tv icon January 22"Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!" - [Jake Morgendorffer (Julián Rebolledo) from Daria]
tv icon January 21"There is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of Justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for Freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred." - [Martin Luther King, JR. - clip courtesy of JC Kaelin at EarthStation1.com]
tv icon January 18~20"Don't bother phoning, we're sorry already." - [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton]
film icon January 17"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut." - [Bette Davis from All About Eve]
film icon January 16"Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen." - [James Earl Jones from The Return of the Jedi]
film icon January 15"Let's take a look at the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, because in a sense that's where it all starts: A lie from the President to manipulate Congress in order to fund an undeclared war? Now not only does this render the Tripartite system functionally useless, but it's clearly a violation of the Oath of Office prescribed by the Constitution itself!" - [Julie Brown from The Spirit of '76]
film icon January 14"How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? –I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" - [Judy Garland and Ray Bolger from The Wizard of Oz]
film icon January 11~13"Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?" - [Charlton Heston from True Lies]
tv icon January 10"The giant Space Cockroaches are eating out the lights!" - [Ben Browder from Farscape]
film icon January 9"This concludes the broadcast from World Control." - [an announcer from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
film icon January 8"What the hell is that shit?" - [Burton Gilliam from Blazing Saddles]
film icon January 7"I cannot give information which may threaten my own security." - [The Tabernacle from Zardoz]
film icon January 4~6"Cyberdyne Systems Terminator online." - [DVD intro from The Terminator]
film icon January 3"We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them, who else will?" - [George Sanders from All About Eve]
tv icon January 2"Any time a man dies in war, he dies too soon." - [Don S. Davis from Twin Peaks]
film icon January 1"D'ooh! –What is it, Oobe? –I can feel the wailing of thousands of nauseous souls!" - [Oobedoob Scoobydooby Benubi & Loke Groundrunner (Rob Paulsen & Steve Oedekerk) from Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle]

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