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January 2000 Archive

film icon January 31 - "Where are your brains, in your ass?" - [Renoly Santiago from Hackers]
film icon January 28~30 - "Sorry, I was giving myself an oiljob." - [Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet]
film icon January 27 - "What we've got here. . .is failure to communicate." - [Strother Martin from Cool Hand Luke]
film icon January 26 - "The choice is yours: obey me and live, or disobey and die." - [Colossus from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
film icon January 25 - "Son-of-a-bitch must pay." - [Kurt Russell from Big Trouble In Little China]
CD icon January 24 - "Antifreeze, don't drink that. -Why? -'Cause it'll kill you. -Oh. -This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism." - [from You Don't Know Jack]
film icon January 21~23 - "What a dump." - [Bette Davis from Beyond The Forest]
tv icon January 20 - "You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles." - [David Duchovny from The X Files]
film icon January 19 - "Give my regards to King Tut, asshole." - [Kurt Russell from Stargate]
tv icon January 18 - "I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood." - [Wilmer Valderrama from That 70s Show]
film icon January 17 - "Some people die before their time so that others can live. It's a cornerstone of civilization." - [John Malkovich from Mulholland Falls]
tv icon January 14~16 - "This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning 'My country 'tis of thee/Sweet land of Liberty/Of thee I sing/Land where my fathers died/Land of the Pilgrim's Pride/From every mountainside/Let freedom ring.' And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghanies of Pennsylvania. Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California, but not only that, let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia. Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee. Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring. And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual 'Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last.'" - [Martin Luther King, Jr.]
tv icon January 13 - "No, Pinky! Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable! -Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf!" - [Brain and Pinky from Pinky & The Brain]
film icon January 12 - "So who is to say what is moral? -Morality is subjective. -Subjectivity is objective. -Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality. -Not as an essential extension of ontological existence. -Can we not talk about sex so much?" - [unknown and Diane Keaton from Love And Death]
film icon January 11 - "After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks." - [Barry Corbin from WarGames]
tv icon January 10 - "Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee." - [Ethan Phillips from Star Trek: Voyager]
film icon January 7~9 - "Watch out, Batman, this could be tricky." - [Burt Ward from Batman: The Movie]
film icon January 6 - "This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it." - [Richard LeParmentier from Star Wars]
tv icon January 5 - "Listen, there are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much." - [Tom Baker from Dr. Who]
tv icon January 4 - "Do you have anything for rope burns?" - [Elmarie Wendel from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
tv icon January 3 - "You're officially ordered to take a fashion sabbatical until you get your priorities straight." - [Sandi Griffin from Daria]
tv icon January 1~2 - "And so it begins." - [Kosh from Babylon 5]

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